beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

(via marypoppinthatpussy)

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islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via seedy)

unfreshing:

herspanic:

jankyass:

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I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOREVER!!!! 

THIS IS SERIOUSLY ONE OF THE GREATEST POSTS OF ALL TIME

(via dulect)

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zoeyrawr:

who is kissing me on new year’s

my alcohol or my tears

(via phobias)

immersings:

I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via xxdarling-close-your-eyes)

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